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This is
another post for my “In Search Of Monsters” feature/meme (what should I call it?)
So, you may
ask “What weird legend did this girl find today?”
Well, today I am extremely
excited to talk about the weirdest creature I have ever heard and I proudly
say that this legend is Albanian (my Nationality). I know you have heard of those
usual vampires (if not, what are you even doing here?), but this “type” of
vampire is definitely unique. It is called “Sampiro”.
Basically the legend says
that Sampiro comes out at foggy nights (dun…dun…Dun!), swaying as it moves,
because of the high heels (yes, this creature wears high heels), and it makes
kissing sounds. Okay, now this is just weird. When I first found this legend, I
thought Sampiro was a crazy ex-girlfriend following her lover, but nope. Even
though this sounds funny, actually Sampiro is one of the most frightening
creatures.
A black robe with different layers covers its body and a pair of
shining eyes pierce through your soul. If
this creature actually would exist, and I would meet it, I don’t know if
I would be laughing or freaking out. I am pretty sure my reaction would be
something like this:
“Hahahahahaha….You
are so scary! Don’t eat me! AAAAAAAAAAAA…hahahahahaha!”
Okay, okay,
I’m kidding. Let’s be real here, my reaction would be:
Anila: “So,
can I have an interview with you? You know, I have a blog and I write about
these weird creatures.”
Sampiro: *making kissing sounds* Mwah! Mwah! (Translation: You are the weird one!)
Anila: (not
understanding what the creature is saying) Ok, thanks! Then, shall we begin?
First question, how were you created?”
Sampiro:
Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!(Translation: Girl, you know I’m going to kill you
after I constantly drink your blood for days and days.)
Anila: Got
it! (writing in my notebook) So, how does it feel like being an unique
vampire? Do you feel alone? Do other vampires bully you, because you’re not
like them?
Sampiro:
Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! (Translation: I’m not hungry anymore)
Anila: Can
you repeat it please?
Sampiro:
Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! (Translation: Nope, I’m leaving.)
Sampiro
starts running, I stalk him. The tables have turned! Yes, I annoy montsters, so
they don’t kill me.
Hope you
have a great day!