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15 April 2015
Books & Rome
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Hello bookworms
Hello bookworms
incorporating my travels and books in one post. I love
travelling. It is a recent passion of mine. I didn't know I had it, until I realized
that I truly do love travelling. I love different cultures, and since I spend
most of my free times learning about them, travelling is like a haven to me.
Therefore I decided to start this new
series called "Anila's Travels", where I will be talking about book
culture in these cities, or countries.
For this episode we have Rome. I have
lived in Rome for two years and a half, and now I go every three months there
for my medical check-ups.
I've noticed that in Rome, there are a lot
of libraries and bookstores. When I say a lot, I mean too much! Wherever you
go, you will find a bookstore near. I have a library in the hospital I go, and
there is a shelf full of books in my hospital room.
When I take the subway, I love to look at people, and make up
stories about them. Most of the people in the subway are reading, no matter if
they are reading hardcovers, or ebooks. Don't get me started on those
newspapers.
There are a lot of talented Italian writers, and I have noticed
that people tend to read their writers, rather than translated books. Though
that is just my observation! There are a lot of religious bookstores in Rome,
and you find them everywhere. You can even buy nonfiction there.
Unfortunately, I have noticed that young
people don't read much, not as much as the others.
But God, having a conversation with a
middle aged Roman woman is like heaven. You discuss about a lot of things,
jumping from one conversation to the other quite naturally, and most of their
speeches start with "I've read a book...”
Of course, I am not implying that only Italians
read books, or that all Italians are book lovers, but this is an occurrence you
find in Rome.
My favorite bookstores have to be the
modern ones. In particular I love the bookstore in Euroma 2
,and "Borri Books" in Roma Termini Railway Station.
I hope you liked this post. Until next time my dear bookworms.
Have a great day!
Happy Scary Reading!
14 April 2015
Guestpost ~Eric Turowski for "Inhuman Interest"
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Hello Bookworms
Today’s post is a bit
special. Please welcome our talented writer Eric Turowski.
Title: Inhuman
Interest (Story by Tess Cooper #1)
Author: Eric Turowski
Description: Thirteen
words in a want-ad turn Tess Cooper’s world upside down after she signs on as a
paranormal research assistant to the mysterious Davin Egypt. He reveals a world
of grave robbing, clockworks artifacts in blue amber, antique revolvers that
fire strange ammo, and powerful forces beyond human comprehension.
As ancient occult
energies threaten to destroy her city, Tess must use her journalistic instincts
to stay one step ahead of the public works director, Drew Dawson, whose agenda
seems bent on destruction rather than maintenance. And possibly murder, but
will anyone believe her?
Yeah, right. When
garbage trucks fly.
If Tess teams up with
the hunky police lieutenant, Kirk Gunther, and the pale, oddball Mr. Egypt,
they might be able to save the city in time. That is, if Egypt even wants to.
And if Tess overcomes her phobias long enough to do battle in Granddad’s 1983
Subaru Brat.
Things are about to
get icky."
Why did you write
that?
How does a book about
the inability of the Western mind to successfully cope with paranormal phenomena
due to the cultural blinkers of Science and Christianity sound? Really, really
boring, right? Well, you’re in luck. I didn’t write that book.
While I like the idea
that the unknown remains so due to the culture we live in, some dry, vaguely
philosophical oeuvre didn’t seem like a book that would attract many readers.
Probably rightly so. I could’ve gone on and on about how our belief in the
strange hinges on what we can measure, collect and quantify; or what we can (or
cannot) shoehorn into a belief system.
Instead, I wrote
Inhuman Interest: Story by Tess Cooper. Tess is a reporter, a skeptic, and
frequently clumsy. Her new boss, Davin Egypt, is an occult researcher,
didactic, and consistently spooky. Together, they investigate bizarre events
that threaten to destroy their city. Tess wants to stop it. Egypt just wants to
observe it.
I chose a zany, scary,
fun quick-read thriller for a bunch of reasons. The first reason is kinda dumb.
My friend Julia Park Tracey sent me an e-mail: “Write a short, snappy novel in
February and we’ll promote it in May. It’s a thing,” she said. Prior to this,
Julia had offered other insane-o ideas. “Write an entire novel in November.
It’s a thing.”That thing turned out to be NaNoWriMo, and I wrote Willing
Servants, my first novel, which got snapped up by a publisher. So despite my
usual misgivings, I went ahead and did it. Dumb? Yeah, dumb like a fox!
The second reason is
that my first professional sale was “Thingies in the Hills,” a short science
fiction horror story told from the point of view of a teenage girl. It was easy
to write, it was fun to write, it got sold for pro rates, it only took a couple
days. It was funny, and scary, and snappy. I wanted to try it again, in a longer
work.
The most important
reason was that I wanted to write something accessible to a broad spectrum of
readers. I learned the hard way that straight horror is not for everyone. As I
proudly hawked my first novel, a young guitar student of mine wanted to read
it. She was thirteen at the time, and while I thought she could handle it just
fine, I didn’t want an angry call from her parents. I told her to read it when
she turned eighteen. I didn’t want to write books I couldn’t recommend to
everyone. So I picked two of the most popular writers, and mashed their stuff
together.
In this case, I chose
the unlikely pairing of Janet Evanovich and Stephen King. They’re not as
different as would appear from the high concept. One writes about crime in a
Trenton, NJ suburb, the other about horror in small town Maine, both write
character-driven novels, both are hugely successful, and, c’mon, is it really
that hard to imaging Stephanie Plum picking up a skip in ’Salem’s Lot?
Hopefully, the big
takeaway, other than plain old fun, is that readers consider the occult in a
new way, argue with my undefined version of the paranormal, and consider their
own stand on things beyond comprehension. That, and that you’re dying to read
the next one.
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11 April 2015
Haunted by Heather Beck Review
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*This book was given to me, in exchange of an honest review.
Author: Heather Beck
Description: When darkness falls and the air turns
cold, ghosts come out to play. Heather Beck presents Haunted, an anthology of
ghostly encounters and paranormal events. *Haunted contains The Horror Diaries
Volumes 1-5.
Ghost Park
After discovering a mysterious playground in the woods, Chase is stalked by angry ghost children.
A Haunting Past
Truce’s class trip to an old native reserve turns deadly when Bear, an infamous chief who died two hundred years ago, blames him for the tribe’s extinction.
The Manor On The Rocks
Grey, damp and surrounded by jagged rocks, Calla Lily’s new home isn’t only unpleasant, it’s also haunted by the world’s most evil boy.
A Medieval Nightmare
When Ellie and Brandon get trapped in a medieval museum that’s a bit too real, they fall under a spell and become pivotal players in a ghostly regime.
A Watery Grave
A camping trip becomes a heart-pounding race for survival when Justine meets a ghost who’s determined to change her fate by trading bodies with a living entity.
After discovering a mysterious playground in the woods, Chase is stalked by angry ghost children.
A Haunting Past
Truce’s class trip to an old native reserve turns deadly when Bear, an infamous chief who died two hundred years ago, blames him for the tribe’s extinction.
The Manor On The Rocks
Grey, damp and surrounded by jagged rocks, Calla Lily’s new home isn’t only unpleasant, it’s also haunted by the world’s most evil boy.
A Medieval Nightmare
When Ellie and Brandon get trapped in a medieval museum that’s a bit too real, they fall under a spell and become pivotal players in a ghostly regime.
A Watery Grave
A camping trip becomes a heart-pounding race for survival when Justine meets a ghost who’s determined to change her fate by trading bodies with a living entity.
Review:
While reading the book:
This was an interesting light horror read. It wasn’t that
bone-chilling, or extremely scary, but it was quite interesting. The stories
started getting creepier, and honestly I don’t know if that was what the author
intended. The book starts with a not-so-scary story, but as the stories go on,
I see some rising of the creepy factor. If this book was read by a normal
reader, he would have found it incredibly scary, but for a horror lover not so
much. I actually enjoyed the last story.
The extra element:
All these stories included ghosts, and even though some
parts were the usual cliché scenarios (only some parts), overall I enjoyed
reading about the legends. The legends included different cultures and time
periods, making the stories differ from each-other. In the first story the
ghost children can't handle sunlight, because their skin will be burnt. (Do I
sense some vampires here?)
What I didn’t like:
I feel like the stories had potential. If only some cliché
parts were removed, and some interesting plot twists were described better, I
think that the stories could have been much creepier. It is a shame, because I
really liked the stories, the legends, and the uniqueness of the ghosts, but
sometimes the writing style made it less scary.
Recommended To:
I think that this would be a perfect book for readers,
who want to enter the dark side (those who want to start reading horror). If
you are transitioning into the horror genre, I would recommend this book.
Rating:
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Have a great day!
Happy Scary Reading!
09 April 2015
In Search Of Monsters #13: Vampires VS Ghouls
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Hello bookworms
How have you been doing? For this “In Search of Monsters” I
decided to talk a bit about ghouls. Now, I am not a ghoul expert, just like for
example I am a vampire expert, but I did see all the episodes of “Tokyo Ghoul”,
I did read the manga, and also I did my research on ghouls. So, here we go.
Firstly, people tend to confuse vampires with ghouls, and
vice versa. Both of these creatures look somewhat human, they feed on human
flesh, and they do have extraordinary hearing, smelling, fast reflexes, and
stuff.
Well, not really! Vampires do not eat human flesh, they just
drink human blood. The victim of a vampire usually turns into a vampire, unless
he is burned, or his head is cut off and filled with garlic (What Van Helsing
did to Lucy, not to let her Dracula control her anymore, and save her soul.)
Ghouls just eat human flesh, they are carnivores. Their victims die, they don’t transform into
ghouls.
Vampires are dead people, whether they are bitten by other
vampires, risen from their grave because of their sins, or maybe their soul is
transformed in lugat, when the death rituals aren’t respected (Albanian
Legends). Ghouls aren’t particly dead people, they are just monsters. Vampires
used to be human at some extent, while ghouls no. They are born this way.
Basically let’s say that vampires are sophisticated
creatures, while ghouls are all about violence. Vampires are immortal, and they
don’t age, while ghouls do age.
If you try to kill a vampire, you might need special
weapons, you know, you can’t just run them in your knife. When you stab a
ghoul, your knife will pierce through his flesh, but still it will heal itself. If you want to kill a ghoul, you have to stab him several times, until he can't heal anymore
Have a great day!
Happy Scary Reading!
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08 April 2015
April's Guide To Reading: Spring Reading Music Playlist
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Hello bookworms
It's me, Klejda. This is my spring reading
playlist. This is what I plan to listen to when spring eventually comes. For
those of you who are enjoying the lovely, spring weather I hope you like it.
All of Shawn Mendes’ songs. Trust me they
are all awesome. Check out Stitches, and Never Be Alone.
Sam Hunt – Take Your Time (it has a nice
combination of spoken voice and singing)
Scorpions – Wind Of Change
Sam Tsui – Don’t Want An Ending
Robin Schulz feat. Jasmine Thompson – Sun
Goes Down
Bruno Mars – Young Girls
Lewis Watson – Into The Wild; What About
Today
Kodaline – Honest; Autopilot; The One
Ben Rector – Song For The Suburbs
Lumineers – Ho Hey
Have a great day!
Happy Scary Reading!
07 April 2015
First Chapter First Paragraph ~ Tuesday Intros -
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Hello Bookworms
This is a feature hosted by Bibliophile By the Sea. We
have to share the first paragraph or (a few) of a book we are reading, or
thinking about reading soon.
I am currently reading "Haunted" by Heather Beck (Goodreads)
"Fifteen-year-old Chase Macmillan looked expectantly at her father from across the dining-room
table. She’d been doing so since his arrival and subsequent
announcement that he’d just received some
good news. Chase’s dinner, which consisted of meatloaf
and broccoli, was getting cold as she watched
Mr. Macmillan eat his own meal in a hurry."
Have a great day!
Happy Scary Reading!
30 March 2015
Best Vampire Books
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Hello bookworms
Happy Monday! Haha! I am so evil!
If you don’t know about my obsession with vampires, then I
guess you are new here.
My greatest achievement is being Dracula’s #1 fan.
Anyways, here is my take on “ Best Vampire Books”. Please
note that this is my opinion.
Manitou Blood by
Graham Masterton
I love this book, because it features ancient Romanian
legends about strigoi (vampires). I just love legends. We have an apocalyptic theme,
vampire apocalypse to be more exact, unique vampires traveling through mirrors
(as if mirrors alone weren’t enough creepy), a group of different people
fighting the vampires (it gives me a Draculesk vibe… Yes, I invented that word
right now), and BAM! Such an awesome book! Some scenes are incredibly scary,
and bone chilling.
I know what you are thinking. This is like Twilight! But, it is not! I have
read both “Twilight”, and “The Vampire Diaries”. Guess what? They are not the
same. Do not be fooled by the TV show. (A lot of people love the TV show, but I
haven’t watched it.)
In this book we have vampires surviving the daylight thanks
to a special stone, we have some really
scary scenes, and the mystery basically eats you alive.
Blood Games by Chelsea Quinn Yarbro
This novel was set in Nero’s Rome. It is a historical horror
novel. What else do you want? You have “The Gladiator” and “Dracula” mashed
together. Super scary, and super dramatic! This book was a present from my
sister. She saw it in a book market, and the moment she read the words “horror”,
“vampire”, “Rome”, she bought that book for me.
The Thirst Series by Christopher Pike
Where was I before these series? In what world was I living
before discovering Pike? I always blame Roberta (from Offbeat YA) for
presenting me to his books. Real talk though, I want to thank her now. Pike’s
books are like the world’s wonders carved in words. Sita is not just a badass
vampire girl. She is the badass vampire girl. She is the real deal!
'Salem’s Lot by
Stephen King
It is Stephen King we are talking about! While reading this
book, I swear, there were moments, where I closed it, and I looked around to
make sure I was in my room, not in the creepy cellar. I recommend this to
Dracula’s fans.
Dracula by Bram Stoker
Have a great day!
Happy Scary Reading!
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28 March 2015
I'm a Different Type of Apple by Kevin D. Elliott Sr. Review
*Say hi to my new reviewer Arisa! Click here to learn more
about her. *
Author: Kevin D. Elliott Sr.
Description: “I’m a Different Type of Apple” is a
biography written by Kevin D Elliott, who is the main character of this book.
This is a true story about a boy who stops following his father’s tragic
footprints and starts walking in his own direction. He faces with everybody’s
judgments about his father’s bad menace. They would see him and call him
“Little Ted”. Despite all the maltreatment from the others, he found the
strength to move forward. Furthermore, with his “Superheroes’ help”, he turned
himself into a better person, into a worthy citizen, completely different from
the education his father gave to him.
Review:
While reading the book: This is a one of these books
that you find easy to understand and really quick to read. I personally
finished this book for exactly one hour and a half. This book will give you the
opportunity to face with the main characters problem in a unique and original
way.
Main Character: In one hand Kevin Elliott has that kind of personality that
you find easy to understand, but in the other hand you find it difficult to
accept such major thoughts from a ten year old kid. I personally don’t like the
way how the author describes the ability of a little boy , to make the
comparison between GOOD and BAD.
The extra element: I really like the way how the author describes the scenes of
the book. It makes the reader be familiar with his story and his problems. By
studying the way of his writing we can get close enough to his point of view
about pretty much every situation.
What I didn’t like: I think that the repetition of the same story over and
over again, is kind of boring for the reader. Maybe the author wants to put a
high note to that story, by rewriting it again and again, but I still would
prefer it to be showed in a special and unforgettable way, so that the reader
would be impressed by it.
Recommended To:
Readers who obviously love biography books and to the one
who don’t like adventures, mysteries or exciting books.
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23 March 2015
March’s Guide To Reading : Library Organizing
Spring is here! And you all know what time it is:
Spring Cleaning Time! I know, I know, it is tiresome, but
essential. For this month’s guide to reading, I will be helpful, and give
advices on how to re-organize your home library.
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03 March 2015
Thirst No.2 by Christopher Pike Review
Hello Bookworms,
It’s been a while since I have done a
review of a book purchased by me. These kinds of reviews are so laid back. It’s
like talking with your best friend about the book you both love. When I am
reviewing books for book tours, I have to be strict. But here, oh I can fangirl
as much as I want. Please let me welcome you to:
The “Thirst Vol.2” Review Fangirling
(Thank you again Roberta for making me buy almost all his books, LOL. You will have to repay me now, haha. Not kidding!)
For the first volume review click here.
Author: Christopher Pike
Blurb: What Alisa has desired for five thousand years has finally come true—she
is once again human. But now she is defenseless, vulnerable, and for the first
time in centuries, emotional. As she attempts to reconcile her actions as a
vampire with her new connection to humanity, she begins to understand the
weight of life and death decisions. Can Alisa resolve her past and build a new
identity,
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26 February 2015
Wolves of the Northern Rift Book Tour: Review
Series: Magic and Machinery #1
Author: Jon Messenger
Published: March 10th, 2015
Publisher: Crimson Tree Publishing
Genre: Steampunk
Content Warning: Non-graphic gore/violence
Recommended Age: 16+
Synopsis: In a world of science, magic is an abomination.
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23 February 2015
February's Guide To Reading: Find time to read
Welcome to
February’s Guide To Reading!
Today I am
going to talk about time organization, more specifically reading time. Reading has always been a
hobby to me, that’s why it is so difficult to include it in my daily planner,
because then it will become just a chore. Trying to squeeze some time to read
in your hectic day can be quite frustrating.
29 January 2015
23 January 2015
In Search Of Monsters #9 Deadly cotton? Ittan-Momen
Hello
bookworms,
How have you
all been doing? Today we are going to talk about a deadly roll of cotton. Yes,
you read it right, a deadly roll of cotton. Making creepy creatures out of
ordinary objects, that, my darlings, is a talent.
The
Ittan-Momen is a roll of cotton that just flies around in the wind at night but
if you happen to be around there, it will either wraps itself around your neck
and choke you, or wrap itself around your head and suffocate you. It sounds
like the alien movie, where those wrap their legs around your face. Yes, my
alien pet told me that.
But wouldn’t
it be funny, if you would decide to have a nice evening walk, and in you find
yourself being chased from a deadly roll of cotton.
If in case this Ittan Momen would attack a stranger, and I would be there, chances are I wouldn't even notice...
Have a great day!
Happy Scary Reading!
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20 January 2015
January's Guide To Reading
January is
all about starting fresh, starting new, new possibilities, new dreams, plans
and goals. What kind of reading is suited for us?
Usually
during January we are very determined to accomplish our goals. That is why this
month should be inspiring, this way we know there is going to be an awesome
year ahead.
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15 January 2015
In Search Of Monsters #7 : Spider Woman? Jorōgumo
Hello
Bookworms,
I know, I
know, you are confused! Spider Woman? What do I mean with that? Spiderman or
The Black Widow? No, the Spider Woman is not a hero at all, in contrary she is
a creepy villain. Spiders are creepy (I am not a big fan of them)
The Spider
Woman or Jorōgumo, is a kind of Japanese yokai, known for her ability to
transform into a beautiful girl and luring humans, especially men.
Now imagine
if a beautiful lady was holding a baby wrapped in a sheet on her arm. She seems
so sweet and she asks you to hold the baby for two minutes. You, of course,
accept, because you are kind. I mean, everyone would accept to help a mother,
no? You are a bit stressed, because you are holding the baby of someone else,
and you have to be extremely careful. The moment you take the baby, you see
that inside the sheets, there is no baby, but a bunch of little spiders, whom
take over your body. In your peripheral vision, you see the lady transforming
into a spider. In a second you are dead.
Even though
I handle monsters, this is something I can’t interview. I hate spiders. My
interview with her would be like this:
Now on to some self promoting: I just uploaded my first video. Yes, yes, that girl is me. It was kinda awkward, but I will get better at this :D
Happy Scary Reading!
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05 January 2015
Book Blitz: Maia and the Secrets of Zagran
Series:
The Lightbound Saga #2
Author: S. G. Basu
Published:
December 15th, 2014
Publisher: Vinayaka Publishing
Word Count: 100,400
Genre:
YA Sci-Fi Fantasy
Synopsis:
Thirteen year old Maia thinks she has seen
it all.
She has survived an assassination attempt,
she has been threatened by a chancellor, and she has faced off with saboteurs
trying to bring down a nation. She lets nothing get to her anymore-not the
ominous nightmares she has been having lately, not the fear of being targeted
for another soul extraction, not even the memories of her dead mother’s
terrifying communique.
More than ever, Maia wants the Initiative
to resume. She longs to visit Zagran-the undersea capital of the Jjord. She
wants to ride the underwater transport lines, learn about the Jjordic energy
farms and most of all-she wants to goof off with her friends. But, around the
charming city of Zagran ,
evil is gathering. Maia and her friends do not know it yet, this is just the
beginning of a terrifying end.
S.
G. Basu is a telecommunications engineer by profession, but she likes to call
herself a dreamer. Imagination, fueled by a voracious appetite for books, has
been her steady friend since childhood. She discovered her passion for writing
quite by chance and there has been no stopping her since then.
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There is a tour wide giveaway. Prizes
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One signed copy of Maia and
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Giveaway is open to the US , UK ,
and Canada .
02 January 2015
Follow And Feature #11
Feature and Follow
Hello Bookworms!
Happy New Year everyone! Hopefully this year will be full of
happiness, love, prosperity, and tons of horror books. (Finger crossing for
Stephen King publishing some new ones)
I stopped doing Feature and Follow for some times, but here
I am again!
The Feature & Follow is hosted by TWO hosts, Parajunkee
of Parajunkee’s View and Alison of Alison Can Read. Each host will have their own Feature Blog and
this way it’ll allow us to show off more new blogs! The goal is to increase blog followers and make friends.
What was your favorite book of 2014 – or books if
you can’t name just one?
Have a great day!
Happy Scary Reading!
19 December 2014
In Search of Monsters #6 : Are Aliens Cute?
How have you been
doing these fine days? I was sick with flu; therefore I was stuck at home,
doing basically nothing at all. :(
Anyways let's get
straight to our topic . In my last “In Search of Monsters”, I mentioned
that the “aliens” are pretty cute. Roberta (OffbeatYA) suggested to talk
about these creatures in my next episode. So here you go!
I am quite sure, that everyone knows the "alien", from “The Alien” movies (duh!) In this episode of "In Search of Monsters", we are going to talk about the creatures featured in these movies.
I am quite sure, that everyone knows the "alien", from “The Alien” movies (duh!) In this episode of "In Search of Monsters", we are going to talk about the creatures featured in these movies.
Not all of these
creatures are what I like. I prefer the "dog aliens", the four legged
ones, because they are cute. Well, not having the movie plot in my mind, and
not having to witness how they kill, I think they are pretty darn cute, aren't
they? Imagine if you had a pet like that. Imagine if that scary creature would
be just a harmless pet! Wouldn't it be cool? This creature would scare away anyone, who dares to approach you. And they could kill anyone, whom is
considered a danger to you. Like for example…
Walking all alone in a dark empty
street? No problemo, I got my pet to protect me!
Thieves just broke into my house? Puh-lease, I am not scared. I wouldn’t want to be in their shoes.
Thieves just broke into my house? Puh-lease, I am not scared. I wouldn’t want to be in their shoes.
Someone drank the cappuccino I ordered for
myself? Get ready to die!
(Ok, I was a bit overreacting there. I mean
who would kill the thieves, just because they broke into your house? About the
cappuccino thing, I am serious.)
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